Trying to Understand Football As Told By Swiftie Fans

Taylor Swift fans immediately took a new liking to football and we didn’t think in our “Wildest Dreams” that it would happen. Swifties are now invested and are giving their thoughts and explanations on the game. You’d be surprised at how much knowledge went around from people who previously gave as much “Blank Space” for football as they would the haters, that’s not a lot. They knew nothing about “touchdowns,” or “field goals” before Taylor Swift but now they are in it to win it and are shaking off all their frustrations.

How hard can it be for Taylor Swift to understand the game when it’s explained in Swiftie terms? Although this analogy got us laughing, it was spot on. But wait a minute.

We’ve probably used colors to identify teams before, especially when we knew nothing about the sport. Seeing that approach applied to the Kansas Chiefs and Chicago Bears game was refreshing. Why worry about learning their names when their uniform colors are enough? 

The love for Taylor Swift is massive, and it makes us believe that anything can happen. Don’t underestimate the power of a lavender haze, maybe songs can explain football after all. We feel a football craze coming on. 

As Swifties struggled to understand a game they previously had little or no interest in, Taylor was falling in love…with the game of course. Fortunately, it didn’t take long for someone to come to Swiftie’s rescue since they are in need of a catch-up. The explanation seems simple enough.

Soon after Taylor was spotted at the game, a tweet came up with a brief explanation about football, getting down to the basics. Touchdowns and field goals may sound confusing. We are certain Swifties will need more than one game to figure the terms out.

American Swifties are struggling with the NFL game and have been trying to find any master class since Taylor Swift appeared at the first Kansas Chiefs’ games. Those outside the country who associate “football” with what we know as soccer are having an especially challenging time.

Despite Taylor Swift’s performance in several NFL stadiums, the game remains a mystery to most fans. Of course, why don’t we put out a little overview of what the game is about? Ooh, we’ll need all the wits we can find to do this.

Have you ever wondered why NFL players trade jerseys after a game? It is not so different from trading friendship bracelets with your best friend. At least, according to a Swiftie fan.

Football rules are simple but complex for non-enthusiasts who barely watch five minutes of the game. Let’s face it Taylor Swift is “The Man” anyway so aren’t we just watching for her? Despite serving main character energy, Swifties have had their work cut out for them. 

Is Taylor Swift up for the challenge of trading in her “Cardigan” to wear the famous Kansas Chiefs jersey and getting into the action? Maybe we could have all her best female besties out on the field too. “You Need to Calm Down” we don’t know if this will realistically happen any time soon.

Do you agree with the tweet below? This comparison got us chuckling. It is the best we’ve seen and a response to a Swiftie fan’s question (still on this page).

How long do you need as a newbie to learn everything about the NFL to start a new league? You better watch out because our Swifties might be taking over in no time. Taylor Swift’s appearance at the NFL for Travis has led to the rise of new “experts.”

Just when we thought we’d have new members who understand and are passionate about football, a Swiftie dropped a bombshell. Let’s face it, once a Swifte, always a Swiftie. At least they have their priorities in check. 

If the games and NFL teams seem perplexing, maybe Taylor Swift’s albums can offer an easy way out. We expended our imaginations on this one, trying to figure out how the NFL would look based on the albums.

Do you believe you have enough of the Swiftie code to explain football to a newbie? If you do, there’s a perfect opportunity for you. Here’s a Swiftie fan asking for the exact thing.

Don’t bite down too hard trying to explain football to a Swiftie fan. That could turn boring as you explain the concepts of why Travis Kelce is a tight end or when a down occurs.

Raise your hand if you understood football the first time you watched it on TV or live. It took some of us several games and a few coaches to understand the game. People fighting for a ball and bumping into each other look confusing enough.

We finally get to use the famous Mandalorian line, “This is the way.” You’ll have to learn football if the rumored relationship between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift continues.

Our efforts aren’t making headway with the Swifties, and we wonder when they will. While we shout at the quarterbacks, wide receivers, and tight ends, some people only watch the game for clips of their favorite singer.

If you thought the NFL would be a one-time thing for Swifties, now is an excellent time to reconsider. The sport has enough love to go around for all those who want to become enthusiastic supporters.

Okay, Swifties, we have a more straightforward explanation from one of you. While the tweet got us laughing at the use of the word “giant,” we couldn’t help but notice the immense job it did.

The cool thing about an NFL game is that a down has little to do with the word’s meaning. Instead, it involves the play when the offense is with the ball until the referee declares it dead.

If you’ve struggled to wrap your head around the NFL game and its game strategy, help has arrived. Someone decided to help the NFL Swifties out with an explainer video.

The NFL Swifties have picked up so much in just a few NFL games. We’ve seen a few experts lend a helping hand to explain some crucial concepts of the game.

Maybe it’s time for some name changes to the gameplay. Like one tweet suggested, trys and downs don’t sound literal. Let’s replace them with something more literal and representative of the action.

If you want to outsmart your opponent, try throwing and running with the ball. The only problem is that there is only one ball.

The NFL has seen renewed interest from an exciting demographic. Swifties are putting in the work to learn everything they can.

The cameras wasted no moment to pan to Taylor Swift just when Travis Kelce got a touchdown. That was a perfect opportunity for Swifties to learn about the game.

You are not alone if you are among the Swifties who sat for three hours wondering what was going on. Fortunately, the hilarious but sometimes spot-on explanations should get you going.

Let’s wrap up with a noteworthy tweet. It underlines essential plays in a typical NFL game to get you started.