The Wild, Wacky, And Wonderful Shoppers Of Walmart

Walmart is the definition of a one-stop shop. You can have your taxes and nails done, pick up everything on your grocery list, and meet some wild and wonderful characters – all in one place. Everything and anything you want is in this popular store. It even features plenty of things you don’t want to see.

It looks like this man might have been trying to disguise his furry friend as a child. Dogs aren’t usually allowed in grocery stores but he didn’t want to leave his pup outside! The hat, glasses, and stroller don’t look to be doing a good enough job at disguising the animal. 

While it may feel like you’re entering a different planet when you walk into Walmart, it does exist here on Earth. So we can’t imagine why this man is decked out in an astronaut costume. From head to toe, he has spared no detail in his ensemble.

Some people dress for comfort and others dress for fashion. As the saying goes, “beauty is pain”. And pain is what comes to mind when we think of rolling an ankle in these sky-high shoes.

This gentleman seems to have put his tank top on backwards. The question is did he do it on purpose to make a fashion statement or does he actually not know that he isn’t wearing it the right way. We assume he must be aware of the statement he’s making.

This Walmart shopper made everyone smile. He decided to get his regular grocery haul complete with all the trinkets from his home, including a stuffed parrot, a flower, and a Captain America bag.

It’s hard to meet people organically these days and dating apps aren’t for everyone. We have to applaud this man’s brazen boldness. This is one way to pick up women. Just write it is plain letters on your shirt.

We can’t blame anyone for shopping in their pajamas. It’s the most comfortable way to shop! So wearing slippers as you cruise down the aisles is fine by us. But we have to laugh at this woman’s choice of PJ shorts.

Is there an online trend that is making people put plungers on themselves while in Walmart? Apparently, the rule is that you have to post a picture on social media for everyone to see.

We can’t imagine why anyone would spend their wedding day in Walmart, but we’re sure these two have a good reason for making this choice. This couple kept their event so low-key that they simply headed to Walmart’s photo booth to have their wedding picture taken for only $4.

When you have to go, you really have to go. When this woman decided to take her scooter into the bathroom she definitely underestimated the tight corners. Also, did she bring her own scooter form home? This thing is huge!

We don’t claim to be fashionistas. But we recognize style when we see it. And we have to respect someone who knows what they like. This man is definitely making a statement with this bold red dress.

This mom was probably too busy to notice the plastic bag on her kid’s head. If she did see it, she seems remarkably unbothered by it. Just to be clear – plastic bags are dangerous to play with like this. You should never place one over your head. 

Here we have a perfect example of the different kinds of people you might find browsing the aisles at Walmart. The man on the left is wearing a robe that looks straight out of Lord of the Rings. Although he seems to have forgotten his shoes. Maybe he’s sleep walking?

This has to be one of the most interesting accessories we’ve ever seen. To put pool noodles on your head is certainly a unique fashion statement. Although, we’re pretty sure this man did not have fashion in mind when he made this contraption.

Having long healthy locks is attractive. But this may be too much. Imagine the amount of shampoo you’d need to buy to maintain this beautiful hair. Though Walmart can provide this woman with all the hair care products she needs, a little haircut surely wouldn’t hurt.

It is unclear why this woman has been strapped to a pillar in Walmart. Is it because she is a shopaholic and her husband has had enough of her endless purchases? Or did her kids tie her up so she’d stop telling them they couldn’t have toys and chocolate?

Sometimes, we think Walmart should screen the customers it allows into its store. Allowing someone who looks like they’ve stepped out of your worst nightmares to enter the store might scare away some customers. 

We’ve seen photoshoots at the beach, in a park, in a house, or on a set. But this is the first time we’ve seen a photoshoot go down in a grocery store. This woman got decked out in her best cheetah print and took to the cheese aisle to snap some pics.

Did this man step out of a Christmas party or a Halloween celebration? He is wearing a cowboy hat, so maybe he is a cowboy? But those shoes make him look like he escaped from Santa’s workshop. Is he a cowboy elf? Perhaps he’s an extra in the new Will Ferrell movie. 

This man is such a character. He is also an avid fashionista. It takes a ton of creativity to combine the colors and clothes he is proudly wearing. He is also brave enough not to care what other people think. He is clearly slaying it!

This man took to heart the statement, “Shop until you drop.” It is unclear if he spent the entire day filling his cart. What is evident is how exhausted he seems to be. Indeed, he had no choice but to lie down and sleep in the middle of the store.

Parents have to drag their kids to the grocery store all the time, to the absolute boredom of their sons and daughters. Grocery stores aren’t very fun to play in. So we completely understand this kid’s exasperation.

Sam Eagle is a character in The Muppets. This man was probably so inspired by Sam Eagle’s looks that he decided to grow his beard the same way. The only thing that’s unclear now is the reason why he is in Walmart.

There are tons of wacky ways people have chose to protect themselves from germs and illness. While we completely understand the urge to stay healthy, some of these tactics seem slightly ridiculous. We might be able to excuse the plastic bags over the hands if you don’t have hand sanitizer or gloves with you.

Grocery shopping is boring for kids. But this grandma insisted that she bring her grandson with her. Apparently, the boy has had enough of looking at organic produce and meat, so he decided to use his head to make his grandma stop shopping – literally.

What will the fox say if you ask what it’s doing in Walmart’s nail care aisle? Would you even dare to ask, or would you rather just guess? Our guess is that he was at a cosplay event, got hungry, and decided to buy some snacks.

Here is another Walmart patron you would never expect to see. It is common for families to bring their pets to the store. Small dogs are even seen in baby carriages. But this woman wanted to stir things up. She did not just bring her pet – she bought her goat.

Where else should you celebrate valentine’s day but in Walmart? To prove that love knows no limits, this man decided to dress up as Cupid and spread his version of love to Walmart shoppers.

The star of this picture is certainly dressed to impress. They clearly feel very comfortable in this cozy-looking getup. Being yourself is important. Not caring what other people think is equally essential in life. Other customers are staring, but this person doesn’t care in the slightest. 

Some women were born to dress up. They don’t believe in the art of dressing down. This Walmart shopper believes that if you are going to buy a can of beans in Walmart, that errand is always worthy of a gown and a killer makeup look.

Walmart is like a box of chocolates from a joke shop – you never know what you’re going to get or if it’s going to be delicious or disastrous! This store did not know they were going to be getting a man at the checkout counter looking like a satyr.

Is this man another confused Walmart customer, or does he know what he is doing? Planning for a party is hectic. As shown by the iced tea products in his cart, he may have come from a party and was ordered to go out and buy more beverages. 

This image isn’t quite what comes to mind when we think of a transformer but what else would you call. a vehicle like this? This car is so fitting for some of the Walmart shoppers we’ve seen here. It really does look as though they took a bunch of different cars and glued them all together.

Leopard print will never go out of style. This guy has probably been slaying it with this outfit for decades. Though some believe his fashion sense may be a bit confusing, he believes his choices totally make sense.

Everyone knows how it feels to walk out of a bathroom stall not knowing there is toilet paper stuck under your shoe. But this woman actually had toilet paper in her pants. The difficulty lies in how to tell this woman she has toilet paper trailing behind her.

It is easy to guess this woman’s favorite color. She is wearing her color preference loud and proud, from head to toe. If you think that’s about as much blue as one person can handle, take a closer look at her shopping cart.

Walmart shoppers are a breed of their own. This woman is one example of a patron who doesn’t care that she came to shop with rollers in her hair. She may have forgotten to pick up some supplies while also forgetting to remove her hair curlers.

Sometimes, Walmart is too lenient with its customers. It allows people to do anything they want. This man clearly did what he wanted to do, and he didn’t care what anyone else thought.

This Walmart worker is standing her ground. She is announcing to the whole world – or at least to the shoppers nearby – how she wants to be identified. Cheers to her for making an effort to be true to her feelings. The world could use a bit more honesty. 

Walmart is filled with people who love the skin they are in and who are not afraid to tell the world who they really are. This long-legged beauty is showing off a killer set of high-heels and equally fierce fashion sense.

Maybe this woman is aping Superman’s fashion sense, making the “underpants on the outside” look her own. She could also have been in a hurry. Perhaps she just forgot that underpants go first. 

Of all the ways to embarrass your kids, this is definitely one of the most creative. When daughters start to grow up and want to change their style and wear “short shorts”, dads usually push back. Bu this dad did it in a hilarious way.

This man is probably a fan of Jane Fonda’s fitness videos. Never mind if his getup is super 80s – the 80s are back in fashion! He is clearly rocking the headband and his jorts. What better time to get your basic household needs than after a jorts-filled workout.

A lot of people are going through body dysmorphic disorder. We should, therefore, be kind when we see those who are suffering from this condition. At times, Walmart customers wear clothes that might not be too flattering for their specific body type.

This guy is sending us mixed signals. His philosophy in life seems to be expressed by his shirt, which says, “smooth talker, straight shooter.” We believe him. But his underpants are saying something different.

Something you don’t see everyday is a man dressed as Cupid. It might have been Halloween when he wore this to his local Walmart. Or maybe this is his clothing of choice. Regardless, the angel wings and white ensemble is sure shocking to us.

Parenting can be difficult. It gets less hard if you have someone with whom to share your responsibilities. This mom and dad took a few minutes off from parental duties to have some fun. 

There is a lot to unpack in this picture. First, the man is clearly wearing a tutu. Does that mean he is a ballerina? Second, why is he wearing a diaper? Plus, why is he standing in the bucket aisle, and why does he look so confused?

When you don’t have pockets you are forced to get. a little creative. Most of us have probably left a set of keys, pair of glasses, or phone sitting on a shelf when we set them down to grab something. This man is not going to risk it.

This baby is safe and sound from germs, thanks to its mom, who is making sure no one gets to touch or even be near her child. You can never be too careful. Many first-time parents are shocked at how complete strangers will come up and touch their newborn baby. 

Is this woman trying to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records, or is she just too lazy to get a manicure? We will never know, but either way, she seems proud of her fingernails. It certainly is an achievement!

We imagine this man looked in his closet and was trying to decide what to wear but wasn’t impressed by any of his regular old clothes so he decided to go with this get up instead. We have so many questions that need answers.

Just when we thought we couldn’t be surprised by Walmart shoppers anymore, we see this! Now we aren’t surprised by her pajamas as we’ve seen hundreds of people sport their PJs in Walmart and other stores.

What we’ve learned from Walmart shoppers is that we should all just wear what makes us happy! This man must have a deep love for food so why not wear it out? Fruit loops on top and pizza on bottom make this an incredible ensemble.

Lots of people started wearing gloves during the pandemic to protect themselves from germs. After all, who knows how many hands have touched your cart or touched all the items in the store. It’s a smart move to keep yourself safe!

The mask mandate for the COVID-19 pandemic inspired some pretty creative masks. Effective? No. But creative? We have to say yes! This man is wearing a birthday party hat as a mask and while it sure won’t prevent germs from spreading, it’s a pretty interesting idea.

Of all the wedding venues, what would possess someone to get married at Walmart? We guess this store must have some sort of special significance to the couple. Maybe they met while scanning the frozen foods section.

People’s pets tell us a lot about them. They even say dog owners tend to look like their dogs. But we don’t know what this pet says about this man. He seems to have a possum on his shoulder while he shops.

Who in their right mind would take a bite of a piece of fruit and then return it in a grocery store. This one definitely has us thinking, “only in Walmart”. This person was hungry enough to sneak a bite but not hungry enough to finish the apple?

We are noticing some themes as we continue to explore more and more Walmart shoppers’ outfits and styles. For one, many Walmart shoppers seem to dislike shoes. That floor can’t possibly be clean!

This man either really loves food or has one of the most unique tastes in accessories that we have ever seen. Having a spoon necklace is strange enough but to have one this big is really shocking!

In terms of Walmart shoppers, this couple might just take the cake for being the most romantic couple in the store. Whether they are just taking a joy ride together or shopping, we can appreciate this sweet moment of the two on the scooter.

We’ve seen a lot of things used as a mask that certainly don’t make the cut. A diaper is now certainly being added to that list. Let’s just hope it’s a clean one. What made him think a diaper would make a good protector from germs?

This one is pretty cute! The whole family is dressed up as Pokemon characters and that little Pikachu might just be the cutest we’ve ever seen. We love the commitment here and that the entire family got involved.

We do hope this was the work of a dog instead of a person but based on what we’ve seen so far, our hopes are not very high. We can’t tell if this box was ripped into or actually bit into and we’re not sure if we want to find out.

We can only assume by this man’s get up that he is proud to be an American. The red, white, and blue kind of give it away. But someone should probably tell him his shorts are about 5 sizes too small.

If we’ve learned anything from the photos here it is that Walmart shoppers are pretty much comfortable in anything! In this case, this young lady felt perfectly fine wearing her face mask out to the grocery store.

This unique look comes from a Walmart employee as opposed to a shopper. Apparently the Walmart staff is just as unpredictable and unique as the shoppers who come to the store. Maybe she likes this look because it is intimidating so shoppers won’t try to steal.

This is taking the phrase “keeping him on a tight leash” to a whole new level. We’ve seen dogs on leashes. And we’ve even seen kids on leashes every once in a while. But we can’t say we have seen a man on a leash in Walmart before.

Sometimes we have to wonder if people are trying to make the biggest statement possible or if this is really their style. Either way, we can see that this man loves the color pink. There is a lot going on.

I guess this is the real life version of sending an emoji through text. She might just want to let everyone know her mood. She’s obviously happy. Or maybe she thought this was the kind of mask required to enter.

While there have been lots of people using ineffective masks to protect them from germs, this lady has gone the opposite direction. She’s being extra cautious! We can’t be certain if she’s protecting herself from others or others from herself.

Remember the Bruce Willis movie, The Fifth Element? The guy in the picture is, fortunately, not Bruce Willis but a man who seems to be copying the costume of one of the characters in the film, Leeloo.