Hilarious Messages Written On Receipts Bring Laughter To Restaurant Staff

Gratuity doesn’t necessarily have to come in hard cash. Sometimes customers can leave a lovely word that will make their server’s day. Usually, at least in the United States, gratuity after a meal comes as a tip—leaving a little extra money for the people who waited on you. Unfortunately, some people take the word “tip” literally and insist on leaving rude comments for their waiter.

Either this guy is a sly prankster, or he had the misfortune to be born under Mr. and Mrs. Teeth, the world’s cruelest parents. It’s not the most sophisticated prank, but it gets the job done. It’s certainly visually evocative when you think about it.

Assuming this is the manager or waiter’s name, and he was anything like his namesake, he’d probably demand a hefty tip from his customers—something in the ballpark of 1,000%, most likely. His customers likely wouldn’t receive their food, either.

In America, the tipping rate is anywhere from 15% to 25%, but a waiter or waitress really has to mess up to get a tip this low. It seems this customer wants to offer their two cents over the way they were treated during their meal—quite literally. 

While some customers can live up to the name sometimes, this person chose to sign themselves out as ol’ Lucifer himself. Perhaps he’s decided to check the world out for himself and see how his evil plan is panning out.

This customer was clearly a doodler and a nice guy to boot. He left an incredible drawing of a crescent moon overlooking a skyscraper. Given the shape of that tower, we’re guessing this was drawn in a Seattle-based restaurant.

The staff at this pizza place seem to take their hygiene very seriously, having charged this customer for the flatulence committed on their property. We’re not entirely sure they can do that, but they did. They’re so meticulous they even recorded the number of times it happened.

Everyone has a different body shape, and sometimes, it’s not easy to tell. Our best advice in this situation is just “try not to use the P-word if you can help it.” It will save you—and the person you offend—a lot of hurt in the long run.

Only true math savants will get this one right away. We can’t tell if it’s a demonstration of genius or hubris, but we suspect it sparked an interesting conversation—we hope that the customer explained their work, at the very least. 

While having to take care of unruly young ones might seem like a toll all by itself, it’s nice to see a restaurant cut these kids’ parents some slack. We can imagine the restaurant giving these parents a discount for their kids, having exemplified good manners even while other kids were going wild.

We can’t argue that this is, in fact, a good tip because, frankly, staring at the sun is not good for your eyes. Even for a few seconds, it can do some serious damage to your retinas, and you certainly don’t want that. However, people need to remember that a tip means actual money. 

This is one long explanatory note on why they can’t give any tips. But we will give it to this person, at least they way polite about it. We understand that times can get a little too hard, and it becomes challenging to give tips after a service. 

If the word “rude” was an image, it would be this particular one. What do you mean by “get a real job.” It is the audacity for us. People spend their day on their feet, attending to the needs of others, and someone comes to leave them with this type of outrageous tip. 

Honestly, some people just do too much at this point. Imagine attending to someone’s needs just to see that they left you $0.01 as a tip. It is really not needed and necessary. People need to learn to be kinder to others. 

Mayday! Mayday! We have another doodler on our hands. Getting a positive and witty note like this can surely be a delightful way to keep your night going.